Me: Did someone discover that password and hack my computer? What operating system are you running? How do you know a blond has been in your office? Needless to say i couldnt look her in the face anymore. Cop: How did you kill him? According to recent poll that I just made up, 75% of all calls to tech support are solved by restarting the computer. Both are short versions of explicit german slang phrases. I cannot rely on my network connector. You have to hollow out the head. Any funny admin passwords I dare not repeat here as they were pretty vulgar.
He went to check it out. Therefore, a password containing any number except zero is invalid. This guy was learning english. He was taken of the project early due to disagreements and then the manager asked for the password. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse. The next day she returns wearing a brunette wig. Because they can't remember the route. These belts were folded into the wing compartments that fed their machine guns. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that. Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
She looks around for a while and then approaches the clerk. Â That messed up a few heads. To see what was on the other side. They think their picture is being taken. What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? To make the selection of this password simpler for the user, it will be distributed to all supervisors. Why aren't blondes hired for elevator jobs? Cop: So you love your wife. I must now save up all my nickels and dimes.
She had to pay close attention and remember who was drinking in 'pints' and who was drinking in 'quarts,' hence the phrase 'minding your 'P's and Q's'. And to think you thought all Rednecks lived in the South. Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. . A few messages :— 1.
It has always cracked me up. A password must be at least six characters long, and must not contain two occurrences of a character in a row, or a sequence of two or more characters from the alphabet in forward or reverse order. Yesterday I wore a wig and today I am dressed like a man. Dear User, please use the following link to change your password … Dear Helpdesk, I have already tried, it can't be changed! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Contributor: Phil from Ferryhill Share with friends? And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour, every hour now by following us on or liking us on. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts. When asked why it was such a long password, the user said they were told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
As the contractor left the building on the promise of emailing all the details he told me the server password. . Why did the blonde tell her Pastor under no circumstances would she have more than three children? I expect him to be our best man next year. But then, some time later again, at some point he told someone which was his favorite soccer team the Belgian team Anderlecht and this turned out to be his new password! Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf to the store because it was too tight? The next day she dresses like a man. The doctor walked over to the window and just stood, staring out of it. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end. Cop: How did you do it? They called the one sitting in the chair the 'chair man.
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